Dad to Be Mug | “Sleep. Cry. Poop. Repeat.” Funny Real Talk Design | Mug Spot

Cut through the cute with a dose of real dad humour thanks to our Dad to Be Mug, featuring the brutally honest (and hilariously relatable) reality of newborn life — summed up in four simple words.

The design reads:
“Sleep. Cry. Poop. Repeat.”
…followed by the cheeky punchline:
“(The Baby, Not Me… Hopefully)”
arranged in a playful, cascading format down the center in bold, black sans-serif font. The final line is italicised to emphasize the sarcasm and get a guaranteed laugh from anyone who’s been there — or is about to be.

Above the text, a trio of minimalist icons — a diaper, a pacifier, and a baby bottle — are rendered in soft pastel tones of light blue and pale yellow. The icons add a gentle touch to balance the boldness of the layout and set the stage for the parenthood chaos to follow.

Printed on a clean white background with crisp linework and scalable clarity, this design is ideal for gifting, announcing, or simply surviving the months to come — one diaper at a time.

☕ Features

• 11oz premium white ceramic mug

• Bold text: “Sleep. Cry. Poop. Repeat. (The Baby, Not Me… Hopefully)”

• Italicised cheeky subtext for added humour

• Minimalist diaper, pacifier & bottle icons in soft pastels

• Balanced layout with crisp black and pastel contrast

• Microwave & dishwasher safe

• Printed in Australia with free shipping

Great For

✅ Funny baby shower or hospital bag gifts
✅ Dads-to-be with a sarcastic streak
✅ Real talk about new parent life
✅ Honest, light-hearted pregnancy reveals

Why You’ll Love It

This Dad to Be Mug doesn’t sugarcoat it — it’s the perfect mix of reality and ridiculousness, created for dads who like their coffee strong and their humour stronger.