Rude Mug – I Like My Coffee Black and My Humour Even Darker | Gothic Crow & Skull Coffee Cup Design

For those who love their mornings pitch black and their wit even darker, this rude mug speaks your language—fluent in sarcasm with a splash of menace. The quote “I Like My Coffee Black and My Humour Even Darker” is delivered in a bold, vintage-style typewriter font, layered over subtle coffee stain textures that give it a gritty, unapologetic charm.

Above the quote, a highly detailed black crow perches ominously atop a coffee cup—watching… judging… possibly plotting. Below, ghostly steam swirls upward from the cup, weaving through a shadowy skull illustration with sunken, brooding eyes—because, yes, even your mug has resting dark face.

Rendered in a sleek monochrome palette of blacks and deep grays, this rude mug keeps its edge while remaining clean and scalable for printing. Ideal for anyone who runs on caffeine and dry, cutting humor.

Features:
☕ Material: Glossy white ceramic with high-resolution full-wrap print
📏 Size: 11oz
🎨 Design: Vintage font, crow on coffee cup, subtle skull & steam in moody grayscale
🧼 Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe
👋 Comfort: Classic C-handle for casual sips… or silent judgment

Great For:
✅ Goth coffee drinkers & sarcasm connoisseurs
✅ Moody Monday meetings and introvert fuel
✅ Halloween vibes all year round
✅ The friend who gives amazing deadpan energy

Why You’ll Love It:
This rude mug blends dark humor with gothic charm—an ideal sidekick for sipping, brooding, and setting the record straight: you’re not here to be sweet.