Death, Taxes, and Coffee Stubby Cooler – Certainties of Life Design in Vintage Off-White
$ 21.95
Embrace life’s brutal truths with this “Death, Taxes, and Coffee” stubby cooler. Vintage skull, coffee cup, and tax paper design on soft off-white.
Nothing is certain in life… except death, taxes, and that first cup of coffee. This vintage-inspired stubby cooler nails dark humour with a bold skull illustration, tax papers, and a steaming mug. Set on a clean off-white base with dark brown and black tones, it’s a nod to the daily grind — both in the office and the espresso machine.
Whether you’re a tired accountant, a caffeine junkie, or just someone who appreciates dry wit, this stubby cooler keeps your drinks cold and your sarcasm hot.
🧊 Features:
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Standard 3.0″ × 4.6″ size for most bottles and cans
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Durable neoprene with stitched edges
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Double-sided full-wrap design in black, brown & bone
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Classic retro style on soft off-white background
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Lightweight, foldable and built to last
✅ Great For:
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Accountants & tax agents
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Coffee lovers with a dark sense of humour
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Gag gifts for coworkers
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Anyone living through tax season
💀☕ Why You’ll Love It:
Because some things in life never change — like your tax bill and your coffee addiction.
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